suicidehomicide-deactivated2012 asked: Oh, god. I know. :C We've been planning to do another AU of Dragonspiral. A modern-version one, but we've been too lazy to get around to doing it. Did she ever tell you about that?
suicidehomicide-deactivated2012 asked: She anons me occasionally but that's about it. I've been drifting from TM quite a bit myself. We miss talking to you thouuugh<3
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
suicidehomicide-deactivated2012 asked: Nothing is my division love. Talked to Jamie lately?
suicidehomicide-deactivated2012 asked: So whats your division? |'D
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